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Friends & Dating
I have written about this before but since someone wrote me a lovley little email I thought I would do a vlog. The Keyboard is still on it’s period and being a bitch so who knows when it will start …...
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Fifty Cheap Date Ideas
My friends were complaining that there wasn’t anything to do and that finding fun stuff to do with their partners for cheap was difficult. I said there was loads of things to do (while looking around...
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Fun at Manchester Pride
This weekend was a whirlwind of rain, vodka, rain, tequila, glitter, chinos, rain, pink, music, rum and rain. I remember about 43% of it because as you all know, I am a professional. And I’ve even put...
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Fuck You Celery Breath
Some absolute dickhead who has said that smoking is healthier than gay marriage. I shit you not. Even Crayon the cat was angry about the whole thing. So here is my nice calm and collected response. Lol...
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Failing at Life: Online Dating
The way to trick people into thinking you’re amazingly beautiful is to pose for a photo covered in makeup with an umbrella. Easy. As I have said in a previous post, I cannot do the whole online dating...
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Finished, but why?
I apologize for the blurryness and darkness in the video. I now live in a tiny tiny uni room with a fabulous view of a brick wall so there’s not really any flood of light. But then as Darth Vader says...
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Fa la la la la la
I apologize for the sirens in the background, that’s the amazing area in which I now live. Why to be single at christmas. Why eat an entire advent calender naked. And the bells are ringing out on...
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Final Christmas Post
Whatever my hair has decided to do in this video I apologize. I tried to reason with it but it wasn’t having it. Crayon appears again of course. I think she’s eaten a lot of Christmas food as I almost...
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Fuck it’s 2013 Tomorrow
Final Post of 2012, My New Year’s Resolutions & A Thank You My New Year resolutions, some very lesbiany, some not at all. I hope you all have a fabulous New Year’s Eve wherever you’re going and I...
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Forward Thinking Britain
They said yes….what just happened?! The gay marriage debate. The good, the bad and the Alice-in-wonderland ugly. I do have a horrendous cold so I apologize for the sound of my voice. And also for the...
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